- donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
- shrek: get out me swamp!
- donkey: aww :/
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
sometimes i XD people to annoy them